I ran across a new word today Aptonym.  I wanted to share with you. Microsoft's spell checker doesn't know it either so I don't feel too bad about my ignorance. What is an Aptonym you ask? An aptonym is the term used for "people whose names and occupations or situations have a close correspondence." Now I have to admit, I'm hard pressed to come up with any way to segue into talking about any conceivable M&A topic with this tidbit, so I won't try. I can say a aptonyms are the core of a lot of bad puns.